location : mitral mobile.
time : 4.30 p.m.
me : ISD recharge Rs2200 please.
pakcik mitral : number?
me : 99********
one minute later,
sms : hai.
me : *ignored*
few minutes later, 8 miscalls. then,
sms : message reply friend.
me : *apekah?*... so i texted, "no, i dont want to be your friend!"
sms : please... i am no a bad person. my eyes got stuck on u. m a bbm student. i request u to be my friend. my name is rifath. and your gud name?
sms : and upon that purple is my fav fav fav colour. may be our thoughts match...please lets be friend. pls dnt mind.
me : no, i am married. i cannot be ur friend.
sms : dont lie yaar. i just now saw you. nd married people cant be someone's friend is it?
me : im not lying. my husband is here. u want to talk to him?
sms : swear on ur mum.
me : what d hell is wrong with u? u want 2 talk 2 my husband? i will never be your friend! u cant force me!
sms : see yaar, u r lying. neways that doesnt matter for me. because am not proposing you yaar.just asking to be friend.actually i had a friend endah 4rm indo, bt she's bk hme nw. i love u ppl yaar.
sms : tell na. are u a muslim.
me : yes i am a muslim, n i have to obey my husband.don't u get it?find some1 else 2 be ur friend!i don't like your people! n im not from indo!
sms : you think i am hindu..rifat is a muslim name my dear. if not indo there where are you from. and i am not asking to disobey your husband yaar. do u spk urdu or hindi, no i guess na. where r u 4rm?
sms : reply yaar.
then i stopped replying, switched off my phone.
first of all, go learn english and make sure u are better than me. i had hard time understanding ur texts.
secondly, what's up with the 'yaar yaar' at the end of the sentences? they annoyed me so bad.
third, u got ur eyes stuck on me? say this outloud everyone, "EUWWWWW".
fourth, and purple is ur fav fav fav colour? like i care? *btw, i was wearing purple shirt with purple scarf and purple sandals, hehe*.. our thoughts match? oh come onnnnnn..purple is sooooo not my fav color any longer.dah la orang pakai baju baru beli. haram tak pakai dah pasni.
fifth,what the hell la orang ckp dah kahwin pun nak paksa2 org lg. and ape hal nak suruh org swear2 pulak? ergghhhhh. why la so bloody idiot this people.
sixth, bbm student. what the hell is bbm? bau badan masam? that's what i can come out with.
seventh, "i request u to be my friend"....amboi amboiii amboiiiiiii... ingat aku ni apebenda nak request2?
EEUUUUWWWWWWW. tak tahu la nak cakap macam mana. i think this bloody bloody gila man got my number masa dekat mobile store tu la kot. if only he understands malay, memang i mencarut laaaaaaaaa..
dah tu, tak paham bahasa kan, orang dah cakap taknak kawan, nak jugak paksa2 orang apehal? bodoh gileeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
and the worst part is, he keeps miscalling me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even now punnnnn... pastu duk sms reply yaar..reply yaar... kepala hotakkkkkk dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee duk yaar yaar aku baling tayar karang....
let's see sampai esok. kalau ada lagi, memang tukar number lepas ni. ERGHHHHHHHHH.
and i kept imagining die ni adalah keling busuk like hitam melekit berminyak bau tengik yuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.... tolong laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... geliiiiiiiii weyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
insan bengang yang tengah geli geleman.
Monday, February 2, 2009
location : mitral mobile.
Posted by elida hanan. at 7:58 PM